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Eastgate Physiotherapy Humor Nervous Dad Joke “Just relax”, the hospital staff kept telling Jim, but it was to no avail. Jim’s wife was in labor and Jim was a nervous wreck. After what seemed like a week, to both Jim and the hospital staff, a nurse came out with the happy news, “it’s a girl”, she cried. “Thank God, a girl”, said Jim, “at least she won’t have to go through what I just went through!”

Eastgate Physiotherapy Humor The Tricky Wife Joke A lady was walking down the street when she was a approached by a lady beggar asking for money. The lady took a $20 bill out of her purse, and asked “if I give you this money will you spend it on chocolate.” “Don’t be ridiculous” the beggar replied “does it look like I have nothing better to spend money on?” “How about shopping?” she asked. “No,” the beggar said, “don&rsquo...

Eastgate Physiotherapy Sherwood Park Humor The teacher said to his class one day, “Please stand up, anyone who thinks they’re stupid.” Nobody stood up so the teacher said, “I’m sure there are some stupid students in this class!” At this point Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, “Oh Johnny! So you think you’re stupid then?” Little Johnny replied, “No, I just felt bad that you were standing up on your own.”

Eastgate Physiothertapy Sherwood Park Humor  Jokes  Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching reti...